Pathan (Apni Patni Se): Begam Munne Ne Cockroch Kha Liya! Patni: Haay Rabba Jaldi Doctor Ko Bulaao! Pathan: To Tention N Le Maine Munne Ko Mortin Pila Di Hai!
Pathan Apni Bivi Se Naraj Ho Gaya Aur Apni Bivi Aur Apne Aap Ko Maarne Ka Fansla Kiya! Usane Apani Kanpatti Par Banduk Rakhi Aur Bivi Ko Bola `Khush N Ho Agla Nambar Tera Hai`!
Ek Pathan Sukhe Dariya Men Kishti Chala Raha Tha! Dusra Pathan: Aise Pathanon Ne Hamara Naam Kharab Kiya Hai Agar Mujhe Tairna Aata To Jakar Use Bahut Marta!
Pathan: Apane Ek Saal Ke Bachche Ko Hospital Le Kar Gaya! Doctor: Isko Koi Sakht Chij To Nahin Khilai? Pathan: Nahin Kal Yah Bahut Ro Raha Tha To Bas Ek Chutaki Naswar Di Thi!
Pathan Ka Bachcha: Abbu Hum Ko Baaja Dila Do! Pathan: Nahin Tum Sab Ko Tang Karega! Bachcha: Nahin Abbu! Khuda Kasam Jab Sab Son Jayega Hum Tab Bajayega!
5 Pathan Mil Kar Minar Pakistan Ko Dhakka Laga Rahe The! Ek Aadmi Ne Pucha: Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Pathan: Hamare Ustad Ne Kaha Hai Ki Pakistan Ko Leker Aage Bado!